Ok, we grant you, his curly locks have always been a bit too long and his shorts a bit too short for the sensitivities of this millennium, but who needs a federal stimulus package when we have the teachings of the great Richard Simmons to guide us? Seriously, whose been telling us since the 80s that people trying to lose weight without exercise would fall "flat on their pounds"? Could there possibly be an economic lesson in there somewhere? Heck, the methods to Richard's madness must have some merit — our nation lost 3 million pounds because of him.
Could you imagine what our new stimulus bill would have looked like had Richard been running the government? Instead of stimulus checks, we all would have received the latest DVD in his SuperTonin' Series, "SuperTonin': Getting Your Personal Budget Rebalanced."
So don’t wait around for someone else to provide that stimulus you've been looking for.... Show up and stimulate yourself at the turbo-trendy Rush Street Bar and Restaurant, situated in the heart of the Culver City, which just in case you didn't know, recently went through its own self-made makeover. And, whether you order our drink of the evening, the Stimutini, or a cucumber and kale smoothie with a shot of protein powder, no one will ever know.
We’re looking forward to enjoying a stimulating evening with you.
Your Over Stimulated Hosts
Tracy Kwiker and Gordon Einstein
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Date & Time: March 5, 2009, 6:00 PM - 9:00 PM
Attire: Business
RSVP: It's too late. We're you vegging on the couch again???
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